Euro No Shows : Francesco Totti a.k.a. Jesus

There’s nothing I need to say about Totti. But little people know that Stephen Hawking and Francesco Totti are long lost cosmically connected twin brothers. In some sort of twisted demented way, Francesco Totti’s body works in the same way Stephen Hawking’s brain does! Alas, it works the other way around as well.

Although non-Romanista, Azzurri fans have always showed a little reticence about Totti’s place in La Nazionale. No one can deny his tremendous talent and the added value he brings to the Italian Squad.

Unfortunately for us Azzurri fans Totti isn’t showing up in Swiss-Austrian Alps this summer. Even those crazy, die-hard, overly optimistic fans that think (know?) Er Pupone possesses superpowers have been convinced by his recent knee injury that we won’t make a heroic return in Azzurri Blue. No Totti thumb sucking to look forward to this summer.

There’s always the chance of seeing him in South Africa right ?

Here’s a glimpse of what the world won’t be able to witness this summer :

Daje Francè!