Player Reviews: Holland 3 – Italy 0

Hey guys, my name is Riccardo and I’ll be helping out around here for all things Azzurri. Chris and Marco are slammed with work right now so I hope to add a different perspective and encourage you guys to discuss opinions about tactics and formations in the comments. That’s what I’m all about. Tactics.
Before I start, let me just say when Andrea Pirlo starts criticizing your tactics, you might have problem. It’s a known fact that he didn’t even start speaking until age 16. Generally, he can’t be concerned with tactics. He’s too busy serving up delicious reverse passes and golden long balls on a platter to his forwards, and getting his hair feathered He’s easily the quietest and most agreeable guy on the team but he did have this to say:
“If De Rossi had played then I would’ve been further up the field, but there are 23 of us in the squad and the Coach makes his decisions.”
“In the second half with Grosso and Zambrotta we got to the byline a bit more. We probably should’ve had them on earlier, considering the way the game went, but it’s easy to say in hindsight.”
Says worlds. On to the ratings.
Buffon – Did make one really nice save to keep the game in reach at the end of the first half. Other than that the goals weren’t really his fault, but he just didn’t look himself. Also, didn’t really communicate well with Matrix and Barzagli. Kind of hard to communicate with Matrix though. Guy still talks in grunts and snorts from the days of Homo Ergaster. Rumor has it the walls at his house in Milan are covered in cave drawings. 5.5
Panucci – I like Panucci, but I like him in the center. Don’t really know if he has the pace and legs to get forward constantly like the position demands in today’s game. On the plus side, he looked good defensively on the right AND the center. In the center he did look like he was commanding things and keeping Barzagli from eating a shotgun at around the 75′ mark. Put him in the center with Chiellini and that pairing is good to go. Never gonna happen though. 6
Barzagli – Showed his true self today. As a Palermo fan I’ve been watching this guy screw up all year. He’s slow and gets tricked constantly by pacy, skilled players. He wasn’t as bad as Materazzi but let’s be honest…a 3 legged emaciated feral dog could have played better than Marco today. Probably at Cannavaro’s bedside right now waiting on him hand and foot. 3.5
Materazzi – How did he get picked? He was the slowest player on the field by 5 steps and he must have showed the same lack of pace in training. Supposedly he wasn’t fully fit either and was holding an ice pack to his leg after he came out too. Guy really soils the good name of Keanu Reeves and everything that “The Matrix” stands for. 3
Zambrotta – Looked poor in the first half on the left, but then again, he’s a right footed player. He did get run ragged a little bit too along with the other 2 morons as well. Switching to the right when Grosso came on, he looked like a different player. Marauding runs, good inside passes and better defensive work. Another brilliant move by Donadoni, taking our best RB and putting him on the left. Guy hasn’t played LB for Barcelona all year. 6
Pirlo – Dude worked his tail off. He shouldn’t have to work that hard, it affects his play greatly. His space and time on the ball were extremely limited and he did what he could. He did have a few brilliant long passes, and didn’t really make too many mistakes. I’ve been saying all year that the reason he gets so tired at Milan is because he’s constantly running to find space b/c Ambrosini and Gattuso do not offer him any kind of relief in the middle. His rating goes down because he didn’t boss the game like he usually does, even though it wasn’t his fault. 6.5
Gattuso – Looked ok. Committed SOO early to the Oranje players and they just basically passed right around him. I don’t even remember one time where he won the ball in the middle and started something. He just doesn’t look like the same player anymore. Again, if paired with De Rossi or Aquilani along with Pirlo I’m sure he wouldn’t be ridiculously tired by the 60′ minute mark. Just ball chasing all day. 5
Ambrosini – Screw you. 1
Camoranesi – Got starved of the ball and had to track back and defend a lot. When he got the ball he didn’t look good either. Tried to do it all on his own and basically didn’t even pick his head up to look for a different option. Should have been taken out way sooner. 4.5
Di Natale – Looked ok. Nothing great. That volley was pretty decent. But when Khalid Boulahrouz has you down on lock, something might be wrong. Again, in a different tactical set up I think this guy gets a lot more passes his way and runs his defender ragged and makes him tired. Cassano is the better option on the left in a game like this because he will create something from nothing. Toto won’t really do that, but he still offers some great things. Just not tonight. 5.5
Toni – Had zero support. Did a lot better when Del Piero came on and floated from side to side and took some pressure off him. He had 2 big guys hanging off him at all times like he was at Club Roxy NYC on a Saturday night. Can’t really blame him, but he did get the ball stuck under his feet a few times, and I’ve seen him play much, much better. 5
Grosso – Grosso bleeds blue. Gave headaches to everyone down the left when he came on. Should have scored on that run, but Eddy V did make a great save. He was one of the few guys tonight who showed any kind of ability to run past people. Guy’s gotta start next time, and keep Zambro on the right where he belongs. 7
ADP – I was a staunch opponent of ADP after I saw that game against France in qualifying. He goes to ground too easily for me, but he is a small guy after all. I think he has a TON to offer this team, just not from the start. He gets himself into great positions constantly. Bring him on around the 60′ minute and watch him break people’s ankles with his feints. He had a really good game tonight and like Grosso and Pirlo was a little unlucky not to score. Plus to me, he’s better closer to the goal on free kicks than Pirlo is. Would have liked to see some more, Donadoni just waited too long. 7
Cassano – One of the first things he does is serve a perfect ball to Toni. I don’t care if he’s got the mental capacity of a 7 year old, he’s a genius on the field. He’s got a great first step and will give every defender fits. Needed to be on much earlier, but did pretty well and I thought he looked SO comftorable on the ball and with his teammates. 7
Donadoni – Seems like a nice guy. Maybe he should try his luck at snooker. Perhaps darts. Waited too long for subs, and put out a despicable line-up. Right before I left work I looked at the lineup and my heart literally dropped to the floor. I knew we would not win this game. How do you start 1 guy under 30 against a team that is mostly under 30? 0
All credit to Holland and Van Basten. They outplayed/outcoached us tonight. Van Basten might as well have bought a ticket for Donadoni to a Nike Joga Bonito clinic because that’s what it was. They looked electric at times, and if I wasn’t an Azzurri supporter it would have been a joy to watch. Instead, it was a nightmare.
Hope to hear some of your opinions in the comments guys. Thanks for the time.
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