Crappy Lookalikes Part 4

was there a crappy lookalikes 3? i only remember 1 and 2…

There was indeed:
http://italy.worldcupblog.org/group-e/crappy-lookalikes-part-3.html

Haha these are all pretty good. I had thought about the Sean Bean one before.

you got a knack for this Julian.. Not too shabby

Thanks a lot guys. I do enjoy these kinds of posts.

By the way, if anyone has a 360 or PS3, the new FIFA World Cup Game is going to have a demo for those systems this week. The two teams you can play as are Spain and our beloved.
http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/07/fifa-world-cup-south-africa-demo-coming-this-week/

uncanny marcelo and robinho!

“Vince Vaughn and Toto Schillaci”
Julian this is heresy!

in other more depressing news:
http://www.goal.com/en-india/news/2176/serie-a/2010/04/07/1867862/season-over-for-inter-defender-davide-santon-following-knee

Even though he hasn’t played much for Inter this year, Lippi’s interest in him has been a sign of hope on an otherwise hopeless national team. This I reckon would insure that lippi will look past him during the selection time in May. Disappointing

Even if Santon heals in time you have to wonder if Lippi should even bring him. He won’t be getting any playing time and I think its best that the national team look elsewhere. This sucks because I was hoping he would replace old man Zambro.

Michel Bastos looks more like Robinho than Marcelo does.

pls google ryan gosling..

looks like my romanissta # 9 mirko vucinic

Taddei = Willem Dafoe

Case against Moggi “has crumbled”

I am sure Miccoli & Inter must be sad

Case against Moggi “has crumbled”

http://www.football-italia.net/apr8v.html

Another scandal would probably help the Azzurri

De Ceglie and Ashton Kutcher!

On a slightly unrelated note, my physio is a dead ringer for Chris Klein, and by the transitive property, Cassetti. Ironically, he was a footballer of some repute, playing pro here in Vancouver and for the Canadian U20 and Olympic squads.

comrade, another scandal won’t make the azzurri any younger. Unless the scandal involves replacing them with cloned super players, I doubt this scandal will serve as anything more than a distraction to some of the ‘oldies’ in the dressing room.

I agree with Marco. The scandal worked in their favor in 2006 because everyone was in their prime. They had the skill and fitness to shrug it off and win the cup. Those same players are mostly too old and broken down to accomplish the same feat now. I do think Italy have the players to possibly win another world cup but its not with many of the players that featured in 2006.

How about Hristo Stoichov and Ben Afleck?

http://i.goal.com/files/images/stats/goal/en/stage/19891_hp.jpg

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ma/garner_affleck_2_060708/ben_affleck_1960073.jpg

In other news. I’ve just read Lippi’s latest remarks regarding his 2010 world cup selections:

“The World Cup is about seven games over a month, we don’t necessarily need all the players to be 24 years old.

If I had to use this team over an entire League season I’d probably make some different selections. But for a month it’s not a problem.”

A ’senior’ moment from Signior Senior himself. Why can’t someone just slap him in the face and say the obvious – The issue obviously isn’t stamina over 7 games. The problem is speed and acceleration! Our team has no pace and will be absolutely rinsed because of it. Christ, if Cannavaro thought Zoltan Gera was speedy…

couldnt find the best pictures, but ive always thought izaghi http://loft1.weltfussball.de/bilder/spieler/gross/1357.jpg and brett anderson http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/2146854/Brett+Anderson.jpg looked a lot a like. but in this picture of inzaghi http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39307000/jpg/_39307688_inzaghi_ap300×245.jpg he just looks like gollum http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gollum.jpg.

actually, the period on the end of that got attached to the gollum link and killed it so here it is for real now http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gollum.jpg .

Maurizio, no doubt in my mind we have the players to win a second world cup. The players being selected however, and featured on most of the big teams are too old to do it however. I blame teams like Inter, Milan and Juventus for going after overrated none sense like Melo, Amauri and Cannavaro. If they’d taken the last four years and groomed players like Giovinco, Paloschi, Balotelli, et al, and not spend rediculous sums of money on garbage, we’d be talking about the azzurri would steamroll their way to the semis at least and not what we’re currently discussing, whether New Zealand, Paraguay and Slovakia are a potent enough threat to see us out in the first round. So my order of blame for this june Catastrophe is as follows:

1. Serie A and the Italian Mentality of going after stupidly old players and neglecting the young

2. Inter – Milan – Juventus – Roma for picking such dumb foreign players over quality young Italians.

3. Marcello Lippi: Had he ventured after some budding stars two years ago, they’d be able to secure more playing time with their club teams and become far more attractive to large teams globally. Win win for Club, PLayer and Gli Azzurri. Example. Imagine if lippi threw caution to the wind and selected Giovinco. Giovinco would then be promoted to the starting line up at Juve, then a team like arsenal would see this and say fuck the kid is good, and offer 60,000,000 Euro for him rather than what juventus want to currently do and throw him into a deal for foriegn defender Kjaer.

Looks like simple business aint on the minds of italian clubs after all.

http://www.goal.com/en-india/news/140/world-cup-2010/2010/04/09/1870955/world-cup-2010-italy-team-is-not-too-old-marcello-lippi

“The World Cup is played over seven games across one month, and so we don’t really need a squad of just 24-year-old players,” he told FIFA.com.

“The quality of a player is not judged on age or on technical quality.

“If I was to play this team across a whole season then I would have probably made different choices, but it’s no problem for one month.

“If I was to stick with public opinion then four years ago I would have left players like Fabio Cannavaro and Gianluigi Buffon at home.”

What about marco delvecchio and sylvester stalone? I mean, you get stalone to drop 15 kgs and he & delvecchio’d be almost identical!

alessio, See my comment on this above. I think it’s absolutely ludicrous that a manager could have that mentality when the modern game is played at SUCH a fast pace. I’d speculate that this World Cup will probably have the fastest, most physical players to ever grace the game. Our national team, under Lippi, just isn’t prepared for that.

exactly chris. please see brazil v italy matches of 2009 for more information

Marco Borriello and Mario Yepes…at least in one or two shots.

Dario Dainelli and that guy who lives across the street in Everybody Loves Raymond.

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/til_death/Images/brad_garrett_til_death.jpg

http://img.skysports.com/08/10/218×298/Dario-Dainelli_1253835.jpg

Maggio
http://www.9online.it/sport/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images/cm/maggio-intervento-riuscito.JPG

Jared padalecki from supernatural
http://www.sfuniverse.com/files/2009/02/admphotos373544-jared-padalecki.jpg

Cassetti

http://www.asromalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cassetti.jpg

Freddy Prince Jr.

http://images.buddytv.com/battleImages/usr100490810/100490810_da015408-6d49-403e-8375-150da47895f7-freddie-prinze-jr–i–6885c.jpg